I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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