My friends, they love my intelligence
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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