I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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