I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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