I can text with my tongue
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have post one night stand depression
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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