She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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