One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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