Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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