Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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