The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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