the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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