OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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