i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
