He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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