god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Panties = found
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
