I got chris browned last night
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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