I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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