we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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