Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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