Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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