No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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