Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm getting married
To pizza
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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