if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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