too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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