her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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