normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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