Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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