you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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