I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
A+ Viking dick
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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