That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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