Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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