I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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