Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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