i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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