found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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