There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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