she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
