I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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