Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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