just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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