apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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