No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
