Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize