You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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