Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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