I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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