How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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