You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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