Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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