My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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