Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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