I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
