The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's never too late to be topless.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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