I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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