apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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