I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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