How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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